L.A.N.A.

Laboratory of Advanced Neurological Attachment

The Laboratory is in the process of prepping for our final test trial

(the L.A.N.A. experiment) before our new pairing process is certified and released to the World.

Our Story

After witnessing years of heartbreak from my friends and family, I decided to search for a way to eliminate the negative human experience with a positive one, that will last a lifetime. Through the years of research, I have discovered a way to find YOUR perfect partner. The process we call a PAIRING.

Are you tired of the games? Did you enjoy your 20s? Your 30s? With no luck of a true romantic prospect? Here at L.A.N.A. we can find your perfect pair!

For a limited time, we are accepting candidates for our test trial. This FINAL test trial will give our engineers the final information before we go public. Candidates will have an opportunity to locate their pairing, if all parameters of experiment are exercised.

There is no guarantee of a perfect pairing.

(We are NOT currently accepting new candidates)